A Conversation with the 8 Year-Old

On the way to school...

"Mom, Gavin's never going to get a hot chick."

"Why is that?"

"He's too ugly. Are you sure he's MY brother?"

"Yep...pretty sure."

"He should look as good as me then."

"What about Tucker and Amelia, are they cute?"

"Yeah, but babies are supposed to be cute. We'll have to wait and see on them."

Good Gravy!!