Things a Mother Loves to Hear:
She was MY Mom first, so I get to hug her first!
Honey, I hired a maid!
Mom, I found these flowers for you.
Stop touching me!
MOOOOOM, come look what your daughter just did!
The baby pooped in the tub!
Mom, Millie's naked AGAIN!
Honey, it's a good thing that it's not Wife's Day; I'm off the hook!
Music to my ears!
So I say to you: HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY!