Music to My Ears

Things a Mother Loves to Hear:

She was MY Mom first, so I get to hug her first!

Honey, I hired a maid!

Mom, I found these flowers for you.

Stop touching me!

MOOOOOM, come look what your daughter just did!

The baby pooped in the tub!

Mom, Millie's naked AGAIN!

Honey, it's a good thing that it's not Wife's Day; I'm off the hook!

Music to my ears!

So I say to you: HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY!