Here's what you'll need:
14 whole Oreos, broken up
1 1/2 C pretzels, broken into pieces. I used the small stick pretzels
1 lb. white chocolate, almond bark or melts
1 C candy corn
brown and orange colored nonpareils (sprinkles)
Break pretzels into smaller pieces.
Count out exactly 14 Oreos. Be sure to fuss at your sister when she swipes one and you have to start counting all over again.
Realize it's OK to snitch one yourself since mom was laughing at said sister.
Mix up 3/4 of the cup of candy corn, Oreos and pretzels. Microwave chocolate for 1 1/2 minutes, stir and repeat heating in 30 second increments, until it's fully melted. Spread evenly over the goodies and pour out onto a wax paper covered cookie sheet.
Sprinkle with nonpareils and remaining candy corn. Place in refrigerator until it has hardened.
Break into small pieces and serve! YUM!