Overheard

in a bathroom at LOWES ...

"Daddy, are we in the bathroom at Lowes?"
Yes sweetie.
"Daddy, why is it so dark in here; it is kind of dark in here."
Yep, it's kind of dark. Are you ready to go?
"No not yet daddy, I have one more poos left."
OK
"Is that toilet paper daddy?"
Yes it is.
"Can I flush the potty daddy or does it flush itself?"
You can flush it. Are you ready to go?
"No not yet daddy, I have one more poos left."
OK sweetie.
"Who's feet are those daddy?"
Someone using the restroom baby.
"He sure does stink daddy!"
Shhhhh ... let's go sweetie.
"NO Daddy, I'm not done yet... wait daddy, you said that I could flush the ..."

The joys of raising a diva.