Jun 9, 2008

Zen and the Art of Hot Dogs

Did you hear the one about the Zen Master who said to the hot dog vendor, "Make me one with everything?"

The hot dog vendor hands him one with everything. The Zen master hands him a $20 bill and the vendor pockets it.

"What about my change?" asked the Zen master.

The hot dog vendor says, "Change comes only from within."

1 comment:

Archie said...

I'll have one with chili, mustard and sauerkraut.....thanks.