Where's my crown? (shrieked at the highest decibel possible of a 2 year-old) at 6am
Mom, I had a teeny accident ...
Getting ready to eat yogurt: I don't need a spoon, I just want to slurp it.
Did she throw up or pee?
I found my ducky and he's my best friend! I love you BEST ducky!
Word! S'up? (from the 2 year old)